Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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