...so i touched it.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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