I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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