I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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