he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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