i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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