Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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