farters have to be the big spoon...
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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