Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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