hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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