why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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