Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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