Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She even gives head with a lisp.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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