guys are not supposed to queef...right?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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