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• (631): View more from New York

  Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I just woke up to me licking the dognuts

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  You mean Doughnuts?

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  ......No :(

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• (530): View more from California

  both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Chalk up having sex in a car wash.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.

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• (707): View more from California

  I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too

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• (518): View more from New York

  The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.

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  Desperate times...

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