You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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