Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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