Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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