the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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