Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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