So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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