I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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