you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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