I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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