talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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