How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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