No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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