would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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