In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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