**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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