i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
everyone is single if you try hard enough
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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