Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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