As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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