I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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