you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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