Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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