When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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