i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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