We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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