You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.