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Send those Picts to my email please. From last night

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Ps thx for the porn on my phone

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;) ur welcome

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(212): Send those Picts to my email please. From last night (941): Ps thx for the porn on my phone (212): ;) ur welcome http://tfl.nu/raw9

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(914): View more from New York

____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...

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(914): ____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker... http://tfl.nu/8now

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Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16

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(504): Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16 http://tfl.nu/jkrb

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(231): View more from Michigan

I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.

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(231): I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out. http://tfl.nu/21gu

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.

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(504): Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me. http://tfl.nu/tasz

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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.

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(256): Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier. http://tfl.nu/oxri

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(541): View more from Oregon

bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?

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(541): bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me? http://tfl.nu/wm16

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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.

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(716): You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night. http://tfl.nu/x8q0

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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it

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(865): I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it http://tfl.nu/0008

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(719): View more from Colorado

Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.

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(719): Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming. http://tfl.nu/flfj

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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club

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(206): The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club http://tfl.nu/n7qr

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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.

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(610): Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital. http://tfl.nu/08qs

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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.

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(254): I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here. http://tfl.nu/xtpc

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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

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(570): Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it. http://tfl.nu/2piy

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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question

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(336): Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question http://tfl.nu/9vj8

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