Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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