Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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