i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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