For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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