i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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