He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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