He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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