Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He did a backflip because drugs
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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