matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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