# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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