More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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