I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm too high and old for this...
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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