okay pat passed out under dana's car
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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