its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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