My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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