i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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