hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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