I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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